J: Throw a duck, you’ll feel better.
Me: I’ve tried throwing a duck.
Me: Have to use baby ones.
Me: Adult ones have too much weight and fight.
Me: Best you get out of them is underhand tosses.
Me: Now, baby ducks… You can pitch them like softballs.
Me: Distance is an issue because of their lack of weight.
Me: As a bonus: They learn to fly faster.
