Me: You know those musical toothbrushes that play music via vibrations delivered to the jaw?
J: I do now.
Me: One should switch the music on them with instructions from God.
J: That would be very effective if personalized.
J: “Daniel, this is God.”
Me: Morgan Freeman needs also to be involved.
Me: Mass personalization would be easy.
J: We need a name for this product.
Me: I was thinking of making them look like the rest of the music playing toothbrushes with your name personalized on it so you don’t have people using your own awesome toothbrush.
Me: “MARY. THIS IS GOD. I KNOW YOU LOVE COUNTRY MUSIC AND PUPPIES. DON’T KILL IN MY NAME, OK? GOOD.”
J: SubMandible Advertising?
J: SubMandible Messaging?
J: SubMandible Prothletising?
Me: I’m liking the messaging name.
J: I want to see this happen.