Me: Reality TV show idea. Lock a bunch of kids in a McDonalds.

J: Go on.

Me: Call it “Lord of the Fries”

J: It’s rare that I am stunned.
J: I am stunned.

Me: Stunned that this hasn’t happened already?

J: Stunned by how much I like this idea. Also, how has that word play not happened yet?

Me: Also, no education on how to use the fry vats.
Me: Because… I needs me some drama.

J: I like that. What about compressing the employee training into 5 minutes? Speed talk the employee manual!

Me: First day they can actually complete a lunch hour rush, they get to escape.

J: Every one of these reality shows has a leader. What do we call the kid in the lead?

Me: Iron Chef.
Me: That, or Ralph.

J: Top Arch?

Me: Shift Manager.

J: Winner?
J: Winner.

Me: Hired.
Me: We can give the winner minimum wage and health benefits. In which by health benefits, I mean a free lunch card. BECAUSE EATING IS HEALTHY.

J: By extension, the cheaper you eat the more efficient your health care system.

Me: America is doing it correctly with $1 hamburgers.

J: We’re #1!